Short people are not useless. We have many uses beyond cuteness. We can always reach the things on the shortest shelves. We are good at decorating the bottom of the tree, better even than elves. We can exhibit the latest, coolest, and the cutest clothes, even if sometimes we have to pick from the ch...

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